Saturday, March 8, 2008

Men are not perfect either....


Lighten up on the ladies, men get older too! See the unbelievable transformation of these famous men over the years, to think they have money to spend to hide their real age but the pictures below clearly show that men do get older too! This is fun ladies, makes me feel better about my age, LOL!









Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Understanding women...

I can relate to this letter as I am myself suffering with PMS each month since i could remember. Sometimes, i could wish i am on menopause already so i don't have to endure those monthly pains but i know a lot of women in menopause who also wished they still have their periods. Oh well, hard to understand women, i agree!
Here is a letter i wanna share with you. Have fun reading it!
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.

Always. . .

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

of birthmarks, bruise and tattoo....

My favorite blogger-friend Redlan talked about distinguishing birthmarks in his blog and asked me if I have one. Well Red, aside from my pimple scars in my face and my back, I have actually few of those distinguishing marks but it is so hard to get a pic of it, lol! Anyway, i saw one right in my left knee and asked hubby to take a pic of it and know what? When i saw the pic, what caught my eye was a bruise just below it which was more obvious than the birthmark itself. I don't even remember where i hit my knee that caused the bruise but i know i get all these when my period is coming. I guess that was it. Here is the birthmark on my knee that i am talking about.


But talking of marks in my body, I consider my tattoo at my lower back as the most distinguishing right now. The names etched there are nicknames of my four kids - Tintin, Lui, Pilot and Teray. For me, getting a tattoo is so painful, even painful than delivering a baby, no kidding! My kids have long real names (two names each) and won't fit in there if i used their real names plus i wouldn't think i could still bear the pain, OMG! But know what, after swearing at that moment never to subject myself to the pain of getting a tattoo ever again, now i want another one, maybe a tiny butterfly right in my ankle, lol! Here is my tattoo! It has faded a little bit after two years since i got it.

How about you? Do you have distinguishing marks on your body? I am excited to see it, wanna share it with us?