The Wang and Only

I was just surfing around You Tube looking for something worth watching and I stumbled upon this video of two Filipino toothless kids showing their great talent in lip synching (not sure about the term). They are so funny and i found out they got more than 20 videos of other songs and they have become a hit in You Tube. I'm sure they're being toothless has a lot to do with it. Here is just one of their videos.

The Amazing El Gamma Penumbra

I was watching Pilipinas Got Talent show online and was so amazed by the talent of these group who call themselves as the El Gamma Penumbra. I think there are about 24 of them in the group and they did shadow role playing (not sure how it's called) but sort of. It was amazing and I feel so proud of these kids. They were showing in a form of a shadow dance the beautiful places in the Philippines. I found a video of them in one of their performances although this was not exactly what they showed but most of it, in Pilipinas Got talent. Here is the video:

How to start a fight ....

My husband was giggling while reading his emails today and i wondered why. Well, this was what made him laugh and I admit, i find these jokes hilarious. Most of the time, i find my husband's jokes as corny but in fairness, this set was a big hit. Sometimes, just one simple word could start a fight especially between couples. So, if you want to piss your spouse or partner off, you can use some of these.

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my

lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the

boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different

anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my

stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.

In Love and War ....

Hubby and I watched the movie "In Love and War", starring Sandra Bullock and Chris O'Donnell.  This was based on a true story of the great writer Ernest Hemingway who was an ambulace driver during World War I in Italy.  There, he met Sandra Bullock who played as a volunteer nurse, they fell in love despite the age gap.  Hemingway was 7 years her junior.  They did not end up with each other.  It has a sad ending.... I did not even know that this great writer used to be a soldier and he ended his life in 1961.  If you love romance, check this movie out.  It is full of drama.  Sandra Bullock is my most favorite actress.

Cebu dancing inmates

Filipinos are said to be the happiest people in the world and I believe so.  We live a hard life and yet we manage to laugh about it.  We can laugh at our problems.  We sure have a sense of humour because we see comedy in life.  Where in the world can you see inmates who entertainment people with their dancing?  If everyone inside the prisons could do this, I'm sure there won't be much violence, depression, anger and hate among us.  It's only in the Philippines where you can also see dancing flight attendants, singing cooks and waiters, etc. Watch the famous Cebu inmates dance in this excellent choreography.  I wonder how they get to learn this considering there are some 1500 of them?  It seems hard but very much possible.  Enjoy the video!

Charice's Pyramid

Have you heard Charice's song Pyramid with Iyaz? I wasn't crazy about it when i heard it the first time but after playing it a few times, i started to like it. Pyramid is now included in the top songs chart and i won't be surprised if soon, this song will really go up higher in the level of Lady Gaga and the rest. I'm proud of Charice! She is amazing! Here is a video, courtesy of You Tube. I hope you like it.

Chinese Thanksgiving feast!

Unlike most of the Americans who cannot celebrate Thanskgiving Day without a turkey, my husband and me, together with our friend's family will be feasting on chinese food on Thanksgiving Day. It has been this way for almost 20 years, i guess! We just order the food from a chinese restaurant in Canada and that's it! No hassles in cooking, long preparation and cleaning up after - that's what we all enjoy! How about you? What are you cooking on Thursday? I hope everyone will have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day!

Omegaesupplements.com: Where customer service sucks big time!

I have always been shopping online and i love it! I love the convenience it offers to customers and i have not encountered any problem until my recent purchase at this site called Omega E-Supplements where i bought a tub pillow and a pack of dead sea salt. After a week, i got an email tellimg me that the items were shipped. After another week, i got the package with only the tub pillow so obviously the pack of salt was missing. I waited for few more days hoping they were shipped separately. Then i emailed customer service to inform them i did not get the salt but i only got this stupid auto response and nothing else. After a couple of days, i sent another email but still got no response. Since my emails were being ignored, i went to the site and contacted them there but still heard nothing from them.

I was so pissed at how this site treat their customers. The salt is only less than $3 but i still believe they should let me know why it never came. I sent another email and this time i told them how disgusted i am for their poor customer service and told them their customer service sucks big time. After few minutes, i got a reply for the first time telling me that they emailed me and informed me that the said salt is no longer available and that they are issuing me refund. I told them that if they really emailed me, which i never got even in my spam folder, then show me a proof that they sent that email or issued me refund because i never got a refund. Why would i waste my time emailing them if i did get an email from them.

The next day, they sent me an email saying "here is the email we sent you" and asked me to check my spam folder because they said it happens all the time. Great! The email they copied and sent me did not even came from them but it was my email. So i told them to check what they just sent me because they forgot to change or edit the sender of the email, bummer! And there was really no email in the first place, anyway! So i asked them to go ahead and just send me my refund to get done with it! They didn't insist in their next email and just told me to wait till Monday when they're back at their office so they can check the transaction number and date.

I waited Monday and no refund was issued. Tuesday.... still nothing. So Wednesday, i sent the transaction details to make their work easier but i am still waiting for that refund. Beware of this site! I checked the site and the salt that they claimed was no longer available is still posted there. This is the worst customer service i have ever encountered in my dealings online. Their customer service definitely sucks big time! Remember the site: http://www.omegaesupplements.com/ - avoid buying from them!

I Love Michael Johns!

Remember Michael Johns? He was one of my favorites among the finalists in last year's American Idol and i was sad when he got voted out. I was searching some news on him and was so surprised to learn he went to the Philippines in November last year and went around on mall tours. Here is one of the performances he did when he guested in ASAP where he sang my favorite song Bohemian Rhapsody with talented filipina singers. Enjoy this video: