Friday, March 20, 2009

Tonto and the Lone Ranger

It is so hot over here in Western New York and then suddenly it rains in some parts. It has been like this, very unpredictable. If it is hot here in this part of the US, I wonder how it is in some states like in Arizona where I see deserts in the movies. Is it really that hot over there? Speaking about deserts, I got a funny story I want to share.


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky; what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord

is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,
Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.'

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