Sunday, April 27, 2008

no updates....

I am so sorry for not having updated this blog for the past week. I can't believe it has been more than 10 days? I really apologize especialy to those who came here just to see nothing new, my bad! Anyway, here is my joke for the day, i mean the week, lol! It is about a lost puppy....

Lost Puppy
I know most of you are dog lovers and will help. Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him. Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. She then noticed the back door was open. She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Are you one of those.....

Sometimes I wonder why some people easily spend a big cash on vices like smoking, drinking, gambling, women and toys. But same kind of people hardly give a buck to the church, if you know what i mean! At church (at least in mine), people usually drop coins, not paper bills because those coins are so heavy in their pockets already. I am not rich but i try to give at least $2 to $5 if I can. But when we pray, we always ask big things from God, things that are almost impossible to get. But when we give, we can only give out pennies! Well, just my thoughts...
To change the mood of this topic, and since we are talking about money, here's what happens when a $1 bill meets $20 bill.
A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church."

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Who or What is this?

This is just for laughs so don't take me seriously on this, ok?

It's a 'Hill-Billy'

Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Blind Bunny and the Blind Snake

(from TrulyFreebiesFriends)
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. As a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down, also knocking the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny. "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. You see, I've been blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm going, and, in fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"Quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours, as I am also blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful," said the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, and you have really long ears, and your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh, thank you! thank you!" cried the bunny in obvious excitement. "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and said, "Well, you're scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue and no balls. I'd say you must be a lawyer."