Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Jeff Dunham and Peanut

Have you watched Jeff Dunham? You should watch him, he is so amazingly funny and hilarious. One of my favorites is him with Peanut. I also like Akhmed, The Dead Terrorist. Here is a segment of his stint with Peanut. I hope you like it. This is just for fun, not intended to offend anyone.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I love butterflies....

I have always been fascinated by butterflies. In fact, i am still thinking of getting a tattoo with a butterfly design but just could not make up my mind yet as to which kind of butterfly design i want. There are just so many of them. These creatures are just so colorful, amazingly beautiful, aren't they? Here are some nice pics of different butterflies I could not help but share with you! Just click the image to see a larger view of the pics.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Filipino Excuse Letters

This is hilarious! These are supposed to be letters written by parents to school when their kids had to miss class. I remember when i was in grade school and i have to absent from class, i already have letters ready so mother just need to sign it. The letters were like formatted and ready for use and I just change reasons from headache to stomachache, toothache or LBM (loose bowel movement), LOL! At least i don't use the old alibi that one classmate would use all the time: that his grandma died, lol! Wonder how many grandma he got. Anyway, here are some letters, enjoy it!

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Dance evolution...

Anyone familiar with the steps shown in this dance evolution video? I bet each of us can relate to at least one or two of these steps, am i right? This is one of my favorite videos - this guy is just amazing! I hope you enjoy this video but first, turn off my music by clicking the off or pause button found at the left side bar of the page. Have fun!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Oh women!

My husband has been complaining about me saying something but mean another thing. I guess that's how women are, hard to understand as they say. If we say No, that might mean Yes! If we say OK, that might mean "not OK" and all those. That is why hubby always asks me a lot of times if he understands what i really mean to say, LOL! Guess, men don't really have to rely on words, but hubby is now getting used to it that he knows what i want. Having said that, I want to share with you men out there some nice tips on understanding your women.


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone!