Saturday, June 28, 2008

Nothing Beats A Chevrolet!

Last week while hubby and I were on our way to work, we suddenly heard a loud noise. It was coming from our car like we were dragging empty tin cans behind us, lol! Everyone around were laughing at us. I was so embarrassed by the noise! You don’t want to be in that same situation, do you? It is like when your car is acting up and turns into a transformer-tastic like his one below.

It’s about time to look for a new car. Hubby used to work as a car mechanic so he has enough knowledge about cars – which car make is the best. I know that when it comes to buying a car, it has always been Chevrolet! I love the elegance, comfort, style and economy Chevrolet brings. Why look for something else? Check out Chevrolet Europe for more choices of the best Chevrolet cars in the world. For the best driving experience, nothing beats a Chevrolet!

Monday, June 23, 2008

What kids say about the ocean....

Listen to what some kids say about the ocean. As expected, kids are always funny, at least to us adults but to them, there is nothing funny about it. They think they make sense or do they? Here are some of their funny answers which cracked me up. I hope i have brighten your day. Happy Monday!

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island . If you
don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
pots and comes back with crabs.(Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has
just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous.. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live
in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug
themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she
was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't
drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my
mom. (James, age 7)

Sunday, June 8, 2008


For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally... . 'Circumcised'

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Good night...

As I was about to get my a$$ off the computer and head off for bed, i thought of checking my email for the last time and saw a task that i need to do otherwise i'm gonna lose it. Ok, i gave it a shot even if i could hardly keep my eyes open already. But i really have to go now, i still need to get up for work in 4 hours. Poor husband has to drag me off the bed each morning, as I'm sure i would be like this later when i get up..... LOL!

Where's Mary?

I wonder how people under the witness protection program could live a normal life. I guess it must be a daily challenge for them to survive threats and giving up a life they used to live. This is what USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight is all about. The show which premiered last Sunday, June 1st, 2008, deals with the life of people under the Federal Witness Protection Program. Thanks to people like Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack) who have dedicated their lives to protecting these people and helping them live a life while in their “hiding”. While protecting them from danger, Mary’s job is no doubt a very tough, stressful, dangerous and challenging one. She, herself has to live a “life in hiding” as her family doesn’t have a clue about her job. I cannot even tell you where Mary is but I can only say that she sure is present in my homepage - in plain sight! Can you tell me where Mary is hiding? Com’on, make a wild guess! You got nothing to lose anyway!