Have you watched Jeff Dunham? You should watch him, he is so amazingly funny and hilarious. One of my favorites is him with Peanut. I also like Akhmed, The Dead Terrorist. Here is a segment of his stint with Peanut. I hope you like it. This is just for fun, not intended to offend anyone.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
I love butterflies....
I have always been fascinated by butterflies. In fact, i am still thinking of getting a tattoo with a butterfly design but just could not make up my mind yet as to which kind of butterfly design i want. There are just so many of them. These creatures are just so colorful, amazingly beautiful, aren't they? Here are some nice pics of different butterflies I could not help but share with you! Just click the image to see a larger view of the pics.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Filipino Excuse Letters
This is hilarious! These are supposed to be letters written by parents to school when their kids had to miss class. I remember when i was in grade school and i have to absent from class, i already have letters ready so mother just need to sign it. The letters were like formatted and ready for use and I just change reasons from headache to stomachache, toothache or LBM (loose bowel movement), LOL! At least i don't use the old alibi that one classmate would use all the time: that his grandma died, lol! Wonder how many grandma he got. Anyway, here are some letters, enjoy it!
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Dance evolution...
Anyone familiar with the steps shown in this dance evolution video? I bet each of us can relate to at least one or two of these steps, am i right? This is one of my favorite videos - this guy is just amazing! I hope you enjoy this video but first, turn off my music by clicking the off or pause button found at the left side bar of the page. Have fun!
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