Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Three Women...

My husband sent me this email about 3 different women. He always looks for funny things that he could tease me about because i always have something to get back on him and i always end up winner, LOL! Anyways, here is his joke. I hope you fine this funny!
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress... are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again...
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you more than my life..then we made love all night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, the mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night long."
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready -- leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer... and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

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