Summer Classes for Men

When women get together, guess what they usually talk about? Men, of course!They talk about sons, boys, boyfriends, husbands, men, men and men, LOL! One of my friends at work said that "men are all the same, they never grow up!" You think so? Remember, all the problems of women start with men - menstruation, menopause. mental distress, to name a few, LOL! Well, no matter what, i think men are blessings from God so we just got to love them. If you are married, why not send your husband to attend summer classes at the Adult Learning Center? Imagine what would your life be if he learns or get trained there? Check it out!

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, June 29, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks..
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday ' s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You ' re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Just playin' around, LOL!

Ok, here's another one for laughs! I got nothing to do today, actually i have so many things to do, i just don't wanna do it, hehe! I did not check my paid blogging sites because i am not in the mood to write anything and i don't wanna see anything for grabs there. How about this?

Joke for the day...

I got this joke courtesy of one of my yahoo groups. This is just for fun and no offense meant. Just thought to brighten your day. Have a wonderful weekend!

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he recieved this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

Don't Miss Death Note on Theaters

If you are familiar with Death Note, a very popular supernatural action-mystery manga, I’m sure you would be thrilled to know that it will be shown on select theaters nationwide on May 20 and 21st at 7:30PM. Take note that it will be shown only for two days so if you don’t want to miss it, I strongly suggest you buy your tickets early. Just enter your zip code HERE to find the theater nearest you.

DeathNote is about the a young bright student named Light Yagami who got hold of the Death Note, a notebook that contains names of humans who are bound to die. Light vows to clean the world of evil by the power of the Death Note. When bad people started dying, investigations were made and that brought investigator “L” and Light involved into action scenes trying to prove to the world who is good and who is evil. Just watch the movie to find out what happens next. In Death Note, I admire the super natural character of Yagami because he is young but only wants the best for the world and he vows to get it, at whatever cost. Watch it, I’m sure you will love it!