Priceless...

For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally... . 'Circumcised'

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Good night...

As I was about to get my a$$ off the computer and head off for bed, i thought of checking my email for the last time and saw a task that i need to do otherwise i'm gonna lose it. Ok, i gave it a shot even if i could hardly keep my eyes open already. But i really have to go now, i still need to get up for work in 4 hours. Poor husband has to drag me off the bed each morning, as I'm sure i would be like this later when i get up..... LOL!

Where's Mary?

I wonder how people under the witness protection program could live a normal life. I guess it must be a daily challenge for them to survive threats and giving up a life they used to live. This is what USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight is all about. The show which premiered last Sunday, June 1st, 2008, deals with the life of people under the Federal Witness Protection Program. Thanks to people like Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack) who have dedicated their lives to protecting these people and helping them live a life while in their “hiding”. While protecting them from danger, Mary’s job is no doubt a very tough, stressful, dangerous and challenging one. She, herself has to live a “life in hiding” as her family doesn’t have a clue about her job. I cannot even tell you where Mary is but I can only say that she sure is present in my homepage - in plain sight! Can you tell me where Mary is hiding? Com’on, make a wild guess! You got nothing to lose anyway!

Summer Classes for Men

When women get together, guess what they usually talk about? Men, of course!They talk about sons, boys, boyfriends, husbands, men, men and men, LOL! One of my friends at work said that "men are all the same, they never grow up!" You think so? Remember, all the problems of women start with men - menstruation, menopause. mental distress, to name a few, LOL! Well, no matter what, i think men are blessings from God so we just got to love them. If you are married, why not send your husband to attend summer classes at the Adult Learning Center? Imagine what would your life be if he learns or get trained there? Check it out!

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, June 29, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks..
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday ' s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You ' re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.