This blog contains jokes, funny videos, photos, stories and anecdotes and anything entertaining. Feel at home and have fun!
Monday, December 31, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Join The Health Care Industry Through Medical Assistant Training
If you are really interested in any of these, find out with Medical Assistant Training Schools because they have the list of highly recommended medical assistant schools and the various medical assistant training programs that are available in different locations in the country, whether these are available at leading online schools or at campus healthcare schools. They can also provide you with the latest information on certification from these schools. So, wherever you are in the USA, why don't you keep in touch with Medical Assistant Training Schools and save yourself from the tremendous task of finding which medical assistant programs or medical assistant careers you might be interested with? They could help you out with available information on which ones would best fit your needs based on location, financial requirements and level of training, among other things. Medical Assistant Training Schools is definitely your first step in realizing your American dream.
Wazz up?
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Come Play Online Backgammon With Me!
You could even download their backgammon software for free! Start playing backgammon online and have fun!
Monday, December 24, 2007
Thank you Joy!
To my blogger friends whose blogs i treasure, i wanna share this award to you with all my heart: ZJ, Pepe, Redlan, Roselle, Merydith, Recel, Sarah, Darlene, Lucel Juliana, Jolens aka Mrs Pitt-Bull, Ana, Mel, Reigh, Gilda, Dyinkai, Jazzy, Bless and Au. I know i must have missed to mention some, sorry guys but these ones are those that came to my mind first. I know there are more there who have great treasures in their blogs, this award is for you too!
Sunday, December 23, 2007
I Love To Play Online Backgammon
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Our elfin' christmas greetings.....
Friday, December 21, 2007
Pacquiao vs. Marquez Most Awaited Rematch
I'm sure you don't want to miss this, do you? If you are into it, why not buy your Pacquiao/Marquez tickets now? I know most of my fellow Filipinos have already marked their calendars for this fight. Since I am too far from Las Vegas, I will be watching it at HBO but it would really be great to watch this bout in Las Vegas. So, those who are really interested, please don't forget to buy your Pacquiao/Marquez tickets now!
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Happy Birthday!
Monday, December 17, 2007
A Very Cool Toy For Your Dogs
True Blue Award
DESA For Your Home Heating Needs
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Another from Juliana
Your Beauty Element is Earth |
You are the epitome of a natural beauty. Your look is definitely effortless. And while you shy away from a lot of make-up and accessories, you're no granola girl either! |
Hotel Reservations For Your Travel Needs
Kewl award from Juliana
I got this soo cool award from fellow New Yorker Juliana. The only difference is: she is a city girl while i am in the barrio, lol! I like this award, even if i really don't know if i deserve this but i am so grateful to have tis one. Thanks Juliana for including me in your list of awardees. Here is my award!
I wanna share this award to Anne, Norma, another Juliana, Pepe, Redlan, Roselle, Recel, Mel, Denz and ZJ!Saturday, December 8, 2007
There Is Life After Debt
A non-profit debt consolidation company is helping families with more than $9,000 in debt; move on with their life. At 3debtconsolidation.com, non-profit nationwide credit counselors are helping these families in debt in any part of the country, consolidate their bills and lower their overall payments. At their site, they offer you a lot of options on debt consolidation, where you can choose which one would benefit you most. A lot of information is also available at the site to give you insights on how to make your life a lot easier even with debt. You don't have to pay somebody to advise you on what to do, which may worsen your debt situation. They have a Do It Yourself Debt Consolidation section where you get all resources to help you eventually get rid of your debt. Don't lose your chance to enjoy life, seek the help of this debt consolidation company now!
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Nations Finance In UK For Your Loan Needs
Getting loans come with responsibility - the responsibility to repay. So, it is wise to only pick the kind of loan that suits your needs. Ask yourself first these questions: "Can I afford it?" Do I really need it? If your answer is "yes" to both questions, then go for it! If you need emergency cash, you may get a personal unsecured loan, which is good, if you have a good credit. People with bad credit are better off with secured loans because they would be charged higher rates for unsecured loans. Secured loans are those that need any of your properties as collateral, like in homeowner loans.
Those in UK are very lucky to have Nations Finance that could help them in getting any kind of loans - home, car, personal, debt consolidations and a lot more. There, you will find everything you need to know about loans and the list of lenders that could provide you the kind of loans and corresponding terms that match your needs. For your loan needs, Nations Finance is the place to be!
Welcome genius readers, lol!
Best Nationwide Auto Loan Service
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Disorder in the Courts
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year- old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.. .
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
ATTORNEY : Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure ?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.