Trouble

Sometimes we get into trouble because we don't think on the same wave or maybe because we interpret things based on our own experiences. We see things differently. Well, i don't wanna sound serious here because this story I wanna share with you is nothing serious. See how funny it is to see and understand things in advance. Read on...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened.

The man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth
in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

"We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, None of us could get the jar open.