Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Pinoy hell...


It is amazing how we handle even the most serious problem our country has - corruption! That is what i like being a Filipino: we can make fun and laugh at our own problems, maybe the secret behind staying young-looking huh! Well, speaking of corruption, don't you know that it is so widespread that it even reaches hell? Read this joke about the Pinoy hell...

The cynicism is so obvious the only ones who ignore it are the public officials...

A Pinoy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Filipino hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" Because there is always a brownout, so the electric chair does not work.Somebody stole all the nails to sell it "por kilo". And the devil used to be a public official, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shakes hands with all the people waiting there and then goes back home..."

5 comments:

RedLan said...

haha. napatawa mo ako, it's the real scenario here on earth particularly in philippines.

thanks for sharing it mrs. t!

Tess said...

Red: ganon na ka rampant ng corruption, lol! I'm glad i made u laugh! TY for reading!

Lisa said...

I like this site of yours Tess. Tawang-tawa ako, hanggang tenga, ha-ha! I will come back here often and read your jokes.

Tess said...

hi lisa, TY and i'm glad i made u laugh! feel free to grab it and share it with ur friends. TY and hope u come back soon!

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