Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Too fast, too arrogant!

One sunny morning, a Japanese decided to travel on different malls in the Philippines.
Japanese : how long did that Rustan built up?
Taxi driver : 8 months sir.
Japanese : too slow, in Japan very very fast, it will only take 6 months.
Then they continue to travel...
Japanese : that podium, how long did it take to built up?
Taxi driver : 5 months sir!
Japanese : very very slow, in Japan too fast, it will only take 3 months.
Upon seeing megamall..
Japanese : how about that building megamall?
Taxi driver: 3 months only sir!
Japanese: what? It's so slow, in Japan very very fast! It will only take 2 months!
The Japanese then decided to step down from the cab..
Japanese : how much will im gonna pay?
Taxi driver: P5,000 sir.
Japanese : too expensive!
Taxi driver: well sir, this meter was made in Japan that's why it count very very fast!
Nobody beats the pinoy, i tell yah!

4 comments:

RedLan said...

haha! wise and smart talaga ang taxi driver.

thanks for sharing it mrs t!

""rarejonRez"" said...

haha! i love this! :))

Marie NP said...

Ate tess add na ni nako sa akogn blog. Te gwapaha sa imong picture oi mura man kag si JLO.

Tess said...

Red: taxi driver, wais talaga mga yan, lol!
cel: glad u find it funny! TY pala sa jokes u emailed to me. TY!
marie: TY day! naah, dili na si JLO oy, naa koy JLo baya but that one is Thalia's body, hehe!